Sitting with Jonny while he sharpens swords. He's telling me all the ways you can decapitate a guy. I'm resting my head on his shoulder and just listening to him talk. I am content.

Jonny taught me how to fire his gun!!! I was so happy to learn from him, and because it was his favorite gun that even Nastya doesn't get to touch.

The first person I ever shot was Tim. Got him right in the chest. Jonny was so proud. Tim was not proud, but he'd laugh about it later anyway.

Nastya let me help her when she was working on the Aurora!!! Normally nobody else gets to do that!!

I would bring tea to everyone, it made them smile every time I did it!!

I go to find Jonny and he's sitting with Nastya. They're back to back leaning against each other. No idea what they're talking about, but I plant myself firmly between Jonny's legs and lean back against him. He adjusts to a more comfortable position, but he doesn't make me get up or anything. I am content.

I loved to give Jonny a little kiss on the cheek when he made me really happy!

Sometimes I'd fall asleep while leaning on Jonny and he'd carry me to bed. I'd always be like halfway awake by the time he'd get to my room, but I pretended to be asleep still. He'd put me down in my bed and ruffle my hair a bit before heading out. I always loved when he'd do that

Jonny would sometimes give me little forehead kisses when he got really happy/excited about something!!

When Nastya left, I was extremely upset. This was actually how everyone learned I could cry, because I sure did a lot of it. I remember asking Jonny why she left. He hugged me tight while I cried and he said "I don't know, but I promise I'm not going anywhere."

He had this song he'd sing for me when I was sad. I don't remember the words, but I always called it "Ten Little Soldiers". It was just as violent as you'd expect from one of Jonny's songs, but it always cheered me up.

One time, we almost kissed for real. Then Ashes opened the door and ruined the moment hrjekek

Then one time, we did kiss for real! The crew had stop celebrating birthdays at least a century before, but Jonny was having a rough day. So I baked him a cake!! I brought it to him and he was confused and said it wasn't a special occasion or anything. I told him it's officially his birthday again now, so he has to have some cake. He laughed but he cut himself a piece and (rather surprised) said it was really good!! I told him I made it just for him so he wouldn't be sad anymore! Then he hugged me really tight and then we kissed!!! That was one of those moments I really hoped would never end 👉👈

Throwback to that one time we were laying in my room just vibing and I fell asleep and he absolutely could have simply moved me out of his way but for whatever reason, he chose not to... When I woke up, he was still asleep!! And he had one arm thrown over me 🥺🥺🥺

I don't remember not being a Mech, just that it was scary and lonely at first, especially when no one really liked/trusted me at all for the first few years.

Jonny was the first. That's how we got so close. One day I was reading in my room and he comes in with a plate from the kitchen for me. He doesn't say anything and he leaves shortly after, but that's how everything starts.

Jonny always gave me a little forehead kiss and ruffled my hair before leaving the ship 🥰

Jonny gave me an octokitten!!! I named it Melon and when he asked why Melon, I said "Melon is a funny word and this is a funny little guy" and proceeded to take him everywhere :3

Jonny always got sad if he heard me singing "Trial by Song" when it wasn't for a performance. He'd come over and give me a kiss "to cheer me up". He was sure it meant something was wrong, maybe he was right. It was just my favorite song to sing.

I knew she was going to leave. We had a big fight when no one was around. "What does it matter, you're not even real! You don't feel like we do! You can't understand this!" I think she said it so I'd be glad she was gone. It didn't. It just made things hurt worse.

I cooked for Jonny!!! I cooked for everyone but I made special food for Jonny bc he was kinda picky and also I wuv himb... He helped sometimes!!! He loved when I cooked for him. I learned to cook rly well bc it made him happy when I did!!!

THINKS ABOUT JONNY PICKING ME UP AND CARRYING ME TO MY ROOM WHEN I GET TO ABSORBED IN WHAT I'M DOING TO NOTICE HE'S BACK

Sometimes I'd make little minifigs for Jonny while he was out :) He kept them on a shelf in his room!!!

Thinks about sitting in Jonny's lap, tiredly rubbing my face against his chest. He holds me against him and gently kisses my forehead. I fall asleep there. I am content.

Bertie was a failed Mechanism. Doc said something about how it doesn't always take. Tim cried a lot. I told him I was sorry, though it wasn't my fault so who knows why I said that. He shot me. I'm sure I deserved it then.

Doc Carmilla was really cruel... But if I kept quiet about it, I wouldn't get hurt as much!!

*gets limbs cut off as punishment for being a Bad TS bc they take a long time to regrow*

One time Jonny gave me a necklace as a present!! I wore it under my shirt so no one could break it if I got in a fight. It was a gold locket in the shape of a heart that had little gears on it!! Inside was an old picture of the two of us Nastya took around when we first got together. She was the only one who knew about us for a long time, but she would take pictures sometimes when we were "being too gay." I liked having the photos to look at. :)

Jonny only ever scared me once! He was really apologetic and stuff when he realized how scared I was, though! I... don't like to think about it much...

No one on Camelot knows how to FUCKING LISTEN

Jonny left me in the sun and for this we must fight

I was kinda sad about coming back bc I was p sure they just forgot me but when I got back, after getting repairs done, Ivy asked if I wanted a new coat of paint. She painted really lovely designs on me, and I did my best to take care of them for as long as I could.

Tim was so happy to see me though. He held me so tight and gave me a lot of kisses. He... missed me, I think. It felt nice to be missed.

Sometimes you just have to confiscate TS. Just pick it up. "Where Are We Going? :D" "Wouldn't you love to know." "I Would! :D"

*thinks about braiding Tim's hair and also how nice his laugh was and also soft kisses*

Cannot believe I have yet to add something about braiding Tim's hair. It's so looong and soooft and preeettyyy...

*vibrates gently because I am made of metal and the sensation calms Tim down enough for him to sleep*

Sigyn and I escaped! We ran off with Lyf to some far-away planet.

I just have this very nice memory of hugging them both very tight and giving them each a kiss,,, 🥺

God okay I remember laying down on the altar and all those years waiting, unsure when I'd take my last breath. I think the same thing that saved Lyf is what kept me from dying when the train arrived...

Sigyn promised she wouldn't leave me. And when the nightmares came and the panic attacks seemed daily, she didn't. Neither did Lyf.

I have this one mem of waking up screaming and crying from a nightmare and Lyf just holds me very tight and kisses the tears from my face and tells me how I'm safe now and everything's going to be all right...

I JUST have this one v nice memory where we're cuddling in bed and Lyf just rolls over me to get in the middle and Sigyn and I give them many kisses and it's v good I 🥰

Firstly, if you don't know about the soldier-lings, read here! Hate to say this joke headcanon someone had turned out to be a Thing I Kinned.

Anyways, in true TS fashion, I still loved Jonny so much as a soldier-ling.

Noted, in this canon, he probably did not love me back. Also it's a very "no thoughts, head empty" canon bc soldier-lings had nothing in our minds ever. Just empty space.

ANYWAYS. I would follow Jonny everywhere bc he was my fave. I would demand to be lifted (never with words, just holding my arms up at him very expectantly). If he ever did lift me (made me very happy), he would immediately toss me through the airlock. It was the most fun game in the world to me for some reason.

Sometimes I'd sneak into his room while he slept at night and just climb on his bed and lay next to or across him. He hated this and I would get airlocked immediately after. Probably bc I don't sleep so he'd wake to find me just Staring at him.